When I saw my wife Lara engaging Candy in sexy lesbian act, I thought to myself, "There's smth missing here!" then I suddenly realised what it was. MY JOCK, that is what was missing! A angel with a body like Candy's, i.e. flawless bumpers, little waist and pretty round bum is lost unless there is a shlong somewhere in the picture, i.e. MY JOCK! ha-ha-ha So I hurried to the washroom to freshen up and emptied half a bottle of Hai Karate! on me just to make sure. This stuff works great on the birds and likewise keeps wasps and flies away when u're at a barbecue! In Any Case I arrived back on set just in time to marvel at what a precious body Candy has. It looks like it was fashioned by the Devil himself to wreak havoc. I reckon this is the real reason the Pope is resigning. I think this chab was surfing the net and inadvertently stumbled on Candy in her little kilt and seamed nylons and in an instant his Faith went down the plug-gap and all over the Vatican a loud screech pieced the reverential silence, "Bollocks! I can't go on, 60 years of celibacy and then this happens, FUCK! FUCK! BOLLOCKS! I can't take it anymore, I'm outta here!"