U just can't acquire the staff those days can u? I mean u hire a camera-person to film u shagging and the least u could await is some kind of sense of decorum and professionalism. Whist performing, "My art" one does not await, "One's appendage" to be wrenched from the clammy hands of a wanton whore and jammed into the face hole of one's camera-person! Yeah folks, this is what I need to put up with on a every day basis! So on this specific day, I was being torn apart by the, "Piranha of Porn", Rebecca and if that wasn't sufficiently, this babe was being aided and abetted by my camera-person and wife, Lara. So to put it greater quantity so simply, I was being ravaged by two of the almost all wanton doxies in the UK, all for my art! Well, I hope u all appreciate the lengths and trauma that I almost any go throughout to keep "HMS Jim Slide" ploughing throughout the high seas!